"I hope one of you idiots repeatedly contacts IfTheyOnlyKnew. You'll ask for a number, but he/she will have multiple excuses for not giving. Same for sending a photo. You''ll buy into it because you're an idiot. Two years later a decision is made to finally meet in person. You still haven't spoken, but your horny ass doesn't care. All you know is that you finally found someone to love you. Your big day has arrived. There's an extra confidence coming from you. IfTheyOnlyKnew gave you the address of a convenience store for your first face to face. She/he also specifically stated in numerous emails about an addiction to jerky. Asks you to never judge. You're so smitten that nothing can detour your imaginative love.
You walk into the convenience store and this is your first eye contact with IfYouOnlyKnew.