Nudity and a big diamond. He really thinks he's a suave, matinee-style movie star or something. Well, in his photoshop fantasies. How sick.
Someone should write a movie about a delusional old man and his horse who get trapped inside their photoshopped world.
They can't move their faces because they are frozen solid, and the sky is always white. The horse is always falling into things because she's looking up, smiling like an imbecile at the sky, and she drowns when it rains.