Howard is an insult to hard working people everywhere. This spoiled scumbag always saying he's exhausted! Right now when millions and millions of Americans are scared of going home early or taking vacations because they might not have a job when they return!!! Howard fuck you. I hope you die of cancer! You prima Donna cocksucker
Last edited by benjysux; 08-19-2013 at 12:12 PM.
I think its his obliviousness to how far he fallen and how badly he's shit on whatever legacy he had that makes it so hard to stomach. That and the 100m paycheck and the full-retard "modoe" wife of his... and really the cosmic injustice of him putting on such a shit show and still getting such a paycheck (while thinking he's undervalued).
The only reason he frequents those hamptons parties that he most likely hates are because of Beth
The only reason he attends those red carpet events are because of Beth
The reasons he has tried to do a complete reinvention of his image in his late 50s can be traced back to Beth
That He no longer does the radio show he once enjoyed doing and was at his best at can be traced to Beth
He spends many nights alone, paranoid and wondering what his wife is up to
He sits there and cringes at the embarrassing projects she does and gets dragged into many of them as well. Watching that avalanche of mockery coming from his former fans at his wife's shitty projects must be gut wrenching, epecially knowing that he was once the leader of such mockery
He has to come up with lame hobbies to try to get his wife to spend time with him
He has a house full of kittens that likely drive him crazy
His daughters are likely estranged because of Beth.
Finally there is the fact that it must be a pain in the ass for a 60 year old homebody keep up with the lifestyle of a 40 yr old "well known party circuit girl" whom reeled him in in her "quest to marry a rich guy." A woman who is desparate for any opportunity to be around the rich and famous and a man whom when he was that age was perfectly content jerking off to computer porn watching tv, and having a poker game with his non celebrity friends on fridays
So yes, his wife does have him "ragged out" which is probably a saying popular amongs the hamptons housewives.
If it wasn't for Beth he probably would be happily retired. Maybe out grilling at some beach house and enjoying every summer weekend drinking and playing poker with his guy friends, with his daughter frequently visiting.
At most he would be doing a random interview show here and there for sirius, while dropping in on kimmel's show where he would have an open invite ala bob hope
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Last edited by Missypooh RN; 08-19-2013 at 11:48 AM.
Is a Judge on a 3rd rate talent show more or less important than contestant on a dance show?
Do you think Howard will ever wake up and just say, "What the Hell am I doing?" And then kick Beth out??
Maybe if he gets enough kittens stuck in his "hair," it'll happen......
You would think that all of this love for Beth that he has .......that the love for his daughters would be stronger.......... but its no contest.
He really said that? Just when you think he can't get worse...
Have derision, will travel