I know this topic has been done to death but...............
I knew I had to go before I left for lunch, but I decided I wanted to go home and drop trough.
I felt alot of pressure in my 5 min commute home and of course I get behind speed limit oderus driving. So I make it with what I think time to spare? Let me preface this with me having 2 young kids that still use potty seats that sit on top of most of my toilets. So as I am rushing for the powder room it seems like my asshole knows it is about to throw up and applys even more pressure to release. I dont get that and am not a fan. So I bend over to remove said potty seat and of course it doesnt come off as easily as I would have hoped. So I get it off and trip over the stool that helps them up onto the seat. At this point I am pissed off that this is in the way of my feet I procede to kick it away almost slipping on the shitter carpet that they put under the toilet. So I rush to take off my pants with belt and I yank down with a force of a lumberjack chopping away at a stump and accidently grabbed my pants and underwear. When this happens people it sort of gets stuck so I collect myself and the slacks drop but I am still struggling with the boxer briefs. At this point I am gonna blow so I pull down on the shorts and rip the whole right side off in just enough time to blow.
So everything came out and I was happy.
Then to top things off a fly comes in.