I posted this over in the bar, as it's not exactly Stern related, but I know there are a TON of creative and talented type folks in this forum that might have some helpful suggestions.
If you'd like, please look and mock accordingly. I've never made a website before so I thought I'd let the most evil people on the internet (and I love you all for that very reason) "proof read" it.
Let me know if I fucked up on anything or everything, anything you like, hate, or basically think sucks. Or ignore it completely. I won't blame you a bit.
I already know the tree /fountain pen logo looks like a tree with a vagina. It has been duly noted.