I don't know why Richard doesn't just find a nice woman and settle down.
Do you think on his death bed, he'll come out finally?
"I'm 6'7" and weigh 480 pounds" Beetlejuice
"NOT you FCCStandards....always liked your threads and posts!!!!"
"When do you think that Richard Simmons will lead a genuine life, Robin?" - Howard Stern
"When the fuck will YOU come out of the closet, Stern?" - Judy at Dawg's.
Richard is just a confirmed lifelong bachelor, kind of like Liberace.
Simmon's hair looks very different here than in that video. He must be using the same all-natural methods that Howard uses to keep his hair looking ever-young and thick.
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