As a powerful Land Baron, I sometimes carry around large amounts of cash and don't want to be rolled & robbed by peasants like yourselves. I have a 15-round S&W 9mm, but that fucker is too bulky and heavy. I'm thinking about getting a Walther P22, as it'll easily fit in my pocket. It holds 22 longs, which should be more-than-enough for what I need.
What about y'all?
Howard related because he's anti-gun, yet carries one.