I need my lawn cut
Mow it yourself, you lazy bastard.
I'll be doing all of that shit in 100 degree weather in a couple of hours. My neighbor across the street mows in pitch dark when it's cooler.
I had to fire my gardeners last week. They mutilated 4 sprinklers in one day. It was me who had to dig them up and replace them.
Baltimore Mike has bitch-slapped Schmoopy and Dawg on the same weekend.
"i hope you have fun"
Taxed Enough Already
Poisoned, never dried.