I guess I could always make a new twitter account with a normal name.
Not Gary_Puppet or Sterns_My_BITCH
She might be inclined to allow me to follow her if I catfish her as a really hot chick!
If it was Emily all you would need is a chick that doesn't shave her armpits, naked with a yarmulke, bent over, spreading her ass and revealing a very hairy butthole. It would be a lock, brother. But this is a very sad day for us all.
That is quite the lovely pair of milk wagons. So large, full and firm.
Anyway you can convince her to allow me to fondle them?
When the U.S. Govt facial recognition software gets perfected then hacked & leaked by Eastern Europeans, these formerly unidentifiable internet babes' lives are gonna be running amok with undesirable suitors tracking them down (movie plot, anyone?)