I know things feel bad right now. I know you're sad and blue. Just focus on the fact that you're a failure in every aspect of your life. You're under-educated, you have no job, you're 100% dependent on your parents, and homeless burn victims get laid more than you do.
If that doesn't work, consider that you have a freakishly large forehead.
His Royal Highness, The King of Canada
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
Originally Posted by Nikkerz
I was the stinky shitter, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Gary, I want you to take some money and hire a prostitute to give you a blow job right now. You don't even have to get erect (I know you have performance anxiety issues) to come. Just the release will make you feel better.