Howard ranting about how he knows that women are just into him because of his career & his money. He says that if he were ever single, he wouldn't spend a dime, and would instead make women crawl around and look for money on the floor of his apartment.
He mentions that he knows women wouldn't even look at him if it weren't for his money, and he talks about how in the past he couldn't get any women. Maybe one would be his friend.
My how things change. Now he claims to have fucked models in college, to the point where he almost lost his job over it. And Beth really loves him for him. "Why would she still be with me, if that weren't the case?" He actually said this. Geez, Howard, maybe because the money she gets from the prenup deal, wouldn't even begin to cover upkeep for $52 million mansions, and flying in private jets everywhere, and hobnobbing with Clooney, etc.?!
He's sold out, and he's given a life to someone who wouldn't have even spit on him if he were on fire, if he were just Howard Stern the accountant. Interesting listening to the old Howard Stern, vocalizing that obvious thought.