If Howard discusses the turmoil in Syria, and no one is tuning in to hear it, is Howard really discussing the turmoil in Syria?
Captain America's been torn apart, now he's a court jester with a broken heart/he said "Turn me around and take me back to the start/I must be losing my mind, are you blind? I've seen it all a million times"
Do you really want to hear Howard's bullshit about Syria? He'll just relate it all back to the damn jews and how Israel is the greatest success story in the history of humanity and the only reason they're hated is because of Arab and Persian jealousy...blah, blah, blah, blah, more bullshit, blah, blah, blah...
I wont even be mentioned until "the news". It will lose to the hour plus long discussion on Miley Cyrus complete with what Garys kids, Ronnie, JD and of course and "TV expert" John Hein JD thought of it. It will eventually turn into a discussion of Robin Thickes "appearance" on the show and the same 5 callers telling Howard again what a great interview it was where at least one of them will request Howard playing the shitty live version of the crap song Thicke did in the studio. This will be followed by tape of Sal going out on the street and asking homeless black people what they thought of a "White girl twerking on live TV".
Howard has his nose up Obamas ass. He'll say how awful the republicans are for not wanting to attack Syria. Never mind that there are many democrats that don't want to and there are many republicans who are for it.
Instead he'll just talk about how tired he is from working a total of four days last month. "Robin, I have a crazy schedule. I don't know how I do it."