Early in our relationship we went to burger king. She got a whopper, I got a whopper. I ordered fries she didn't. I said don't you want fries? She said no, I'll just share yours! I looked her straight in the eye and said if you ever ask to share my fries again I swear as god is my witness I will rip your fucking lungs out and mail them to your mother. She orders her own fries now.
Chocolate is not and has never been made from cocoa!