You're not allowed to use the baton till you've lost an eye to a gouge or a testicle to a kick, or at least received a nasty bite. So what if he grabs your gun and shoots you with it while you play wrestlemania to keep it sporting? That's why we pay them the mediocre bucks. To take shit and beatings from antisocial and oppositional-defiant disorder mental cases like it's a prize fight, for our amusement. Americans have the right to a fair fight. It's in the declaration of Independence, according to a recent poll of high school students.
I mean, who do they think they are, legally authorized authorities with the right to ask someone to peacefully submit so we can let duly appointed courts determine the legality of the arrest later? Everyone knows the 28th amendment clearly states that you have the right to fight the police if you don't agree with their decision to arrest, detain or question you. You have the right to run till they corner you, then you can pop the hell out of them, but they have to try to wrestle you down to the ground like a Hypnotist gently snapping someone into sleep on stage. Like witches sinking to the bottom of the river or not when dunked, if you win it means you were innocent all along. Trial by fight is the legal term. It's in the boobius lowlifious Americanus law, signed by President Dwaye Hector Elizando Mountain Dew Camacho.