"Robin, I guess Beth DID marry me for my money and fame"
"Robin, I realized I am gay...and Ralph is my soulmate"
"Robin, AGT ratings didn't go up b/c I am no longer relevant"
Fucking Sammy is up to his ode tricks again...
"Robin, Beth was never a big European model"
HOW THE HELL CAN A PERSON USE ANIMALS TO FORWARD THEIR CHILDISH AMBITION TO BE A SOCIALITE CELEBRITY AND THROW LAVISH PARTIES??????
"Robin, I shouldn't wear scarves..they are gay and faggot"
I'll be doing my show 5 days a week with the great Artie Lange back in the chair.
"You know what, Robin? I'm perfectly content with the amount of money SiriusXM pays me. As you know, it's quite a bit, and I am lucky to work a job that I love, and make as much money as I do"
lemme pay for that
I don't care about money.
I'm instituting Christmas bonuses this year!
Turns out, Beth DID want to be famous.
Robin, I'm so happy! I'm gonna be a father again!
I don't know who's a greedier bastard, me or Buckwald.
My posts are merely conjecture and opinion; furthermore, they have no relation to anyone living or deceased.
The kids are all coming in town for an extended visit.
My daughter wrote a song about how much she loves Beth.
Lisa G's book was a HUGE success, Robin.
I'm so glad I never experimented with plastic surgery and hair systems/wigs/weaves
Beth got a hosting job on her own! (And mean it)
Howie and I have a great time on AGT. (And mean it)
I'm really proud of my daughters. (And mean it)
Beth is a gold digging whore and doesn't give two shits about me.
Hank to Beetle "who wrote the Gettysburg address"
Beetle "I don't wear dresses"
"A little off the top"
"I'm taking a very small paycut, not even 10 percent of my income this year, to hire 4 professional comedy writers and 2 stand up comedians. I owe it to you to give you the best show possible."
"Marci Turk, you're on the air."
"You should pay 60 percent less for your subscription because I'm doing 60 percent less shows."
"Robin is not in studio and hasn't been in studio for 17 months."
yes I was dating Beth while I was still married to Allison. The whole dinner party story is bullshit..
Beth sucked 123,956 Arabian cocks but she wont suck mine.
The Lord's Prayer
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