If Howard dies, will Beth sprain her ankel so she won't have to go to the funeral?
I guess it depends on how many celebs show up to the service. I'm thinking nobody but the wackpackers are gonna go, so Beth will slip (alledgedly).
Are you kidding she will be the center of attention. She would love it, she would inherit the motherlode. She would pretend to be crying, but actually be laughing instead.