"Robin, Beth was at one of those parties she likes so much so I was at home all alone. It was okay though, Bachelorette was on. Wonderful show."
Robin laughs for no explicable reason and stops just enough to say "I was just going to say that!"
"But my t.v. didn't work and I couldn't see the Bachelorette!"
"Oh how terrible!"
"I know! So I was gonna see if I could watch it online on my wonderful iPad that I bought from a wonderful Apple store in New York."
10 Minute Digression that is really a live read/plugola for Apple.
"But the goddamn internet was out too, Robin!"
"Oh no, Howard!"
"I was so upset I gorged myself on cashews and apricots and got high on two glasses of wine!"