He lives in the Hamptons with all the beautiful, plastic people. I guess he feels he will be accepted by them by becoming them. Of course, you and I know ALL the marbles in the world can't fix that Herman Munster puss of his. I'm sure when delusional Howchie looks in the mirror he see's Brad Pitt, but we know his phones Hampton "friends" laugh at him behind his back. We only see his hideous features in photographs and on TV. Can you imagine what he really looks like up close and personal? Eeeeeeek!
his plastic surgery is one of the funniest things he's done. it makes him look way worse than he would have if he just let his original face age naturally. he's fucking hideous. you can rearrange and mold a pile of dogshit all you want, it'll still be dogshit.
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
He has always made fun of his own looks, but I think 10-20 years ago, he was doing it more as shtick and to fish for compliments. It's no longer shtick. He knows he looks like shit now. He has aged terribly and that coupled with several plastic surgeries that went terrible wrong, he's getting desperate. He has also become addicted to plastic surgery and has had at least 5-10 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. Neck lift, eye lift, fake teeth, countless nose jobs, wig, laser treatments, tummy tuck, ass lift, etc.