That woman would serve us shit that would fight back as you tried to stab it with your fork. My father actually bought her a lab coat for an apron one year at Christmas. You NEVER ate the fucking stew in my house. EVER.
There are 2 types of people in this world. One type sees mold on the bread, picks it off and eats it.
The other type views mold as a distinct sign the bread is old and tosses it.
I favor the latter. If food CHANGES COLOR AND GROWS NEW SHIT I'm throwing it out. FUCK the starving kids in China. They should have been born not so hungry.