I like a wide variety of artists, especially in the contemporary or surreal realms. Out of the so-called "masters" or popular artists, I do really like Klimt. He actually used real silver and real gold to paint with. The medium blended well with his art nouveau-esque paintings of fabric and women.
How much real silver and gold would it take for you to do some contemporary art on my penis, baby?
You see THIS is the deal with subjectivity and art....I see a giant, constipated butt and some white doves rescuing an artistic brown/black shit that has been incarcerated by the white/pink man and has finally been freed