List: Howard Asking About Penis Size
We're always accusing Howard of being infatuated with the penis length of other men, but it wasn't until I did some quick keyword searches on MarksFriggin that I realized just how deeply obsessed he truly is. From carefully seducing guys into his trap, to surprise-attacking them with his most burning question besides their net worth, these are Howard's attempts (so far) at getting penis length details in 2013: The Year of the Rerun. (Only a couple of these came from older shows that were replayed in 2013.)
Howard asked if he's big in the pants. Floyd said he's never measured. FAILED ATTEMPT
He said that he has around 7 inches himself. Howard said he breaks the stereotype.
Dr. Emil Chynn
Howard asked if Emil is over 9 inches. Emil said he's not that big. He said he thinks he's about average. Howard said 6 inches is a little longer than average. Emil said that he's about average.
Howard asked if he's like 9 inches. CeeLo said that he's about 7.
(Via porn star Lisa Ann)
Howard asked Lisa about doing Chris Brown. Lisa said he's pretty well endowed. She said that his cock is pretty big. Howard asked if he's as big as Mandingo. ... FAILED ATTEMPT
(Howard talking about him to porn star Lisa Ann)
Howard said that JD has a pretty big penis from what he's heard. FAILED ATTEMPT
11/13/03 (Replayed August 2013)
(Via Sandra Bernhard)
Howard told Sandra that he couldn't believe that Jay was ''big'' in the pants. She said she thinks he's probably shrunk over the years but he was definitely over 8 inches back when she was with him. Howard asked her if it was big like Tommy Lee.
19-year-old entrepreneur Alex Xander
Howard asked if he has an above average penis. Alex said he thinks so. He said he's got more than 6 inches. Howard asked if he's 9 inches.
Howard said he hopes he has a small penis. John said he hates to disappoint him. He said he's not going to talk about that but he's not small. FAILED ATTEMPT
Dr. Gellman (Performed surgery on Wesley Warren -- the man with the 200-pound testicles)
Howard asked Dr. Gellman how big he is. Gellman said that he doesn't think anyone cares. FAILED ATTEMPT
"Friday Night Lights" writer/director Pete Berg
(Via Whitney Cummings)
Howard said that he's a great guy. Howard said they were hanging out and Pete showed him some boxing moves. Howard said that moved him. He said he has never had a man in his life that taught him anything. ... Howard asked if he's over 9 inches. Howard said he heard he's large. FAILED ATTEMPT
**Booked because he plays piano with his penis.**
Howard said Rod would travel with guys who would call him ''The Dick'' but not because he was a bad guy. He said that he was very large in the penis department. Rod said that his wife says it's not large but it's very pretty.
4/30/09 (replayed July 2013)
Howard asked if his penis is a good size. Hugh said that he thinks it's pretty good sized. Howard asked if he's okay with showing it because it's pretty big. Hugh said that it's fine and said that it's probably over 6 inches.
Randy (Kathy Griffin's boyfriend)
Howard asked Randy if he's over 9 inches. Randy said he's pretty well endowed. He was hinting that he might be around 7 inches. Howard said that there are so many guys who have been in there lately with a big penis.
Howard asked Scott why so many celebrities were trying to have sex with him. Scott said he has about 9 inches of cock. Howard asked if that's what sealed the deal for Liberace.
(Via Scott Thorson)
Howard asked how Michael's penis was. Scott sad that it was like 6-7 inches.
Howard asked Ralph how big his cock is. Ralph said that he's like 8 inches. Howard asked if that's true. Ralph said no. FAILED ATTEMPT
Howard said he bets Nick has a big dick too. Nick said he's never had a complaint. Howard asked if he's got more than 7. Nick said he does when he's erect. ... Howard said he was over 7 but under 8? Nick said he was right at the tip of 9. ... Howard said 9 inches is perfect.
**Booked only because he has a 13-inch penis.**
Howard asked if he's over 9. Chris said he's not saying that but he's heard compliments. FAILED ATTEMPT
Howard asked how big he is. Dr. Fisch said he has never measured. Howard said that's a lie. FAILED ATTEMPT
Howard asked Kid if he has a giant penis. ... Howard asked Kid Rock if he's huge. Kid said he's more than 6 inches.
Howard said all of the male guests he's had in the studio this week all have over 9 inches. Matt said the trend is continuing now. Howard said he figured he was big. He told Robin that. ... Howard asked Matt if he's kidding about the 9 inches. Matt told him to talk to Annette about that. FAILED ATTEMPT
Howard asked Ross if he has big balls. Ross said he's fine. He said he has about 6 inches too. He said no one wants to hear about that though. Howard said he heard he has 7 inches. Ross said he'll go with that.
5/17/06 (replayed May 2013)
John told Howard that he's got a penis that's about 10 inches long and about half the girth of a beer can. Howard thought that was pretty amazing. He didn't have any idea that he had something like that in his pants.
10/06/09 (replayed April 2013)
Howard asked Reggie if he's over 6 inches. Reggie said that he was working him very nicely but he just can't help himself. Howard said it really is an issue for him. FAILED ATTEMPT
Michael (sat in on the news with his wife because he donated money to charity)
Howard asked how big Michael is. Michael said he's close to 8. Howard gave him a ''Wow!'' for that.
Howard asked if he's over 6 inches. Alex said he's doing fine in that department. FAILED ATTEMPT
For comparison, the average number of times this year that a male talk show host of Howard's stature asked a guest about the length of his penis: 0.0.