I went to a strip club near the Memphis airport where they pat you down for weapons before you can go in. I was in a suit and had to break a $100 for drinks and garter cabbage, but the chickens flocked.
I found a couple of cuties who basically crawled all over me nekkid, but alas! No handy.
I had a stripper put her tongue down my throat once. I'm pretty paranoid about swapping bodily fluids with strippers but she was fucking hot and loved it. I'm sure I was the only one she's ever done that to
Originally Posted by Schmoopy
Most of the oil evaporated on its own and oil leaks from the ocean floor naturally every single day.
There are guys out there who, like myself, take great pleasure in eating pussy
Well usually the joy in it would be that you cared about the woman, or even if you didn't care that much, you have a desire to to make her feel good. That's completely misplaced in a hooker/john context, isn't it? More than likely it's not going to get her off.