Howard Reviews ''The Wrestler.'' 12/15/08. 6:00am
Howard said he's supposed to see ''Marley and Me'' this week. He loved the book and he wasn't so sure about Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson playing the parts in this movie. He said they may have tried to make it into more of a comedy than the book was. He's hoping that's not the case. Howard said he's afraid they're going to turn it into something like Superman III. He wants them to play it straight.
Howard said that Jennifer Aniston is out promoting the movie everywhere but there. He said that she's probably afraid of him because he might actually ask something interesting.
Howard said that Jennifer's movie is opening on the same night as Brad Pitt's movie is opening and at the same theater. Howard said she's out there trying to get a man with those pictures of her in GQ. Howard said that guys in Hollywood aren't looking for a Jennifer Aniston though.
Howard said there are guys in Hollywood who can get laid just being famous and they're not looking for that Jennifer Aniston.
- Back Live - Howard Sick Through Vacation. 01/02/13. 6:00am
Howard said that he was hanging out with Jennifer [Aniston] and her fiancee. Howard said that he liked the movie that he was in called Your Highness. He said he loved it. He said it's a medieval movie but it's a stoner movie.
Howard said he got home on New Year's and it was kind of depressing. He said Beth stayed down in Mexico and she was partying with Jennifer [Aniston] and Jimmy and Molly. Howard said he called some fans on New Year's Eve. Robin asked if he drunk dialed. Howard said he wasn't drunk. He said he went on Twitter and called about 20 people. He said he was sober.
Howard said he can't even get the schedule for AGT. He said Jennifer [Aniston] said she would be a guest judge. He said he wanted to set that up but he can't get any information from them. Howard said he thinks she came to her senses and decided not to do it after she talked about it. Howard said that the managers always get involved and they back out. He said that it's agents and publicists that get to them.
- Back Live - Jimmy Kimmel's Wedding Discussed. 07/15/13. 6:00am
Howard said this was at a private resort and they had it all booked up with their guests. Howard said the Paparazzi were very interested in the wedding. He said that Jennifer Aniston was there. He said he's not sure how she functions in her life. He said they want pictures of her and they go berserk. Howard said he was talking to a security guy and he said they had a couple of incidents with them. Howard said that people will book rooms and they will sell them to the Paparazzi. Howard said they end up kicking them out.
Howard said he already talked about the Kimmel wedding. He said he got to hang out with Jennifer Aniston. He said he flew down with Kelly Ripa and Mark Conseulos. Howard said that he was really hob nobbing this weekend.
I can't find a recap, but the best part is when Robin recently mentioned one of Jennifer's movies bombing at the box office. Howard did his usual "I don't know what you're talking about" low voice thing, and acted like he didn't know that that happened. You could tell he wanted Robin to shut up about it. He did his whole "why are you saying that?" thing. Then he went out of his way to state the actual box office numbers, which if my memory is correct, weren't even all that impressive. It was just interesting seeing him going out of his way trying to defend Aniston (complete with the "I was doodling" voice), after having shat on her so thoroughly in the past.
Howard just wanted to be welcomed into the "beautiful people" crew. It's so clear. At one point I even remember him asking a comedian if they resented Aniston. I'll try to find it.