Fuck farting....the shit that I've heard from married friends and the horror show that is the delivery room has doesn't even hold a candle to a chick ripping one in your face. All the guys that I've talked to who were in the delivery room wished they'd never have gone in, it changed the entire way they looked at their spouses (and their vaginas). One of my friends shit all over the place while delivering her daughter and another friend of mine did the classic "faint in the delivery room" while watching his wife go through hell. We don't plan on having kids at my house, but if it happens, I'll be in the waiting room....and my girlfriend is all for it.
Originally Posted by Marty