* Lydia marries Todd in a quickie ceremony
* Uncle Aryan starts dating Marie, who is newly single
* Walt finds oil on his property. Texas Tea. He gets rich.
* The Founders of "Grey Matter" change the name of the company to "It Was Walt's" under mysterious circumstances.
* Jesse becomes a stay-at-home dad, taking care of the frowny Mexican kid. Delivers newspapers part-time, throwing them into everyone's yard.
* Saul gets a spinoff show.
* Skyler accidentally starts the zombie apocalypse (product placement) by re-animating Hank.
* Walt Jr. does something lame.