Today in the bar:
Bidness seemed slow in the bar for a Monday with many spinoffs of the words grunting, punting, stunting, bunting and gunting. (I bet this made Clutch livid to the point of anxiety attack)
Chriza hasn't revised his lineup this week in our fantasy football league and it led to his dismissal today and I'm not sure if we are ever gonna find someone to take that team atleast a little serious for the rest of the season. Jaw Belize, B-More Mike and Chriza has already owned that team and it's only week 4.\
Not many people here seems interested in Artie Lange's book release in October.
Fun Fact: As I'm doing this list I'm listening to System of a Down-Psycho and it makes me feel like I'm on some kind of speed.
Speaking of drug usage a few theories have been thrown out there about Schmoop's absence even the possibility of a large dildo getting lodged in his anal cavity and a car wreck as well. It seems as if he's back on the over the counter version of meth Benzedrex. (Hope all is well buddy)
Today is Nazdrowie's birfday so I hope he had a terrific day
Some were angry that Sipawitz was posting spoiler of Breaking Bad in thread titles last nite.
The Chriza recapped his weekend of gut stuffing activities dashed with some shoe shopping and talks on his disinterest in ever hunting.
This was my favorite post of the day:
Gare reminisces of 4-21-11 the alleged day he lost his virginity stating that on this day he composed a Spotify playlist of relaxing music and watched a movie with his date and nearing the end of the movie they had the most awkward sex ever. This would go on to be the best thread of the day IMO
GaryPage2 boot knocking playlist:
311 – Speak Easy
Len – Steal My Sunshine - Single Version
311 – Amber
Seals & Crofts – Summer Breeze
Ziggy Marley – Drive
Seal – Kiss From A Rose
Paramore – When It Rains
Paramore – My Heart
Paramore – Misery Business
Paramore – Brick By Boring Brick
Paramore – That's What You Get
Paramore – Emergency
Paramore – Stop This Song - Bonus Version
Paramore – crushcrushcrush
Blues Traveler – Hook
Paramore – Playing God
Paramore – Turn It Off
B-More Mike wishes he had a friend he could depend on here. (Baltimore hustlers need love too)
Tonmorrow is Billy Brown's birfday
Mack learns he is a English/German with a bit of Portuguese and a dash of towel head