Beth: No, I think instead I'm going to stay home with my husbend and share a portion of pecans..... HA HA HAHA
Katie: Holy shit that's rich. Well I know two things that are rich...Both of us!
Beth: Damn straight girl!
Katie: speaking of which, I got rid of the bloated drunken midget a few years ago, when will you be able to finally ditch the wicked witch of the upper west side?
Beth: Don't think I haven't been trying. First I stopped giving him blowjobs. Then I cut out dirty talk. Then I cut down sex to once a month. Then I spend nearly everynight in the Hamptons, and guess what
Beth: This fucking faggot goes and cries about it to his shrink, who then convinces him that this is all part of a healthy relationship.
Katie: OMG. Now what
Beth: Well plan B was to alienate the family. We all know that his two oeder girls are uptight hippy feminsts, you know the type who are jealous of us beatiful people, so bit by bit I nudges those two out of the picture.
Katie: Good move. I tried the same but then Billie's daughter tried to kill herself so I felt a bit guilty.
Beth: Well, Howard's girls moved to the opposite side of the planet, but then Howard's goes whining to his shrink who convinces him that giving his girls distance and space to become their own people was healthy.
Katie: Jeesus. We always joked about how you kept his balls in a purse but this is rediculous. What now.
Beth: Well I started taking pictures with all the hot guys I flirt with, figuring he wold get jealous, and it still doesn't work. Then I filled his house of with kittens and no dice.
Katie: On the plus side, you got him to buy you a florida mansion, now at least we can hang out on the opposite side of the country