Got out of the office and went to Jack In the Box for lunch today... got a sourdough jack with a medium curly fries and a DrP... minding my own business on a counter about 10 yards away from the register.
Two successful and attractive African American girls come in and place their order, hanging around the front waiting for their food, speaking in the local vernacular...
Postal worker walks in and has a word with one of the ladies about how she parked about 16" from his truck.
0-100mph full monkey on the guy.
"You come at me you come correct MOTHERFUCKER!!"
To a probably mid 50s early 60s Asian postman that had the, perhaps misguided, idea to approach the woman and explain how she parked shitty. Which she did... I made a point to look.
Manager of the store: "y'all please calm down... I'm going to have to throw all of you out of here."
Precious: "Fuck YOU how 'bout that! I'm here to get mah food, I'll fuck all y'all up in here"
I never wished I had a concealed carry more than in those three minutes... the restaurant was nearly empty at the time, but had there been more... "support"... for her cause, it could have been one of those chair throwing WSHHP riots. I've never seen a situation escalate so needlessly, so quickly, in all my years.
Anyway, I kept my mouth shut and just observed, but from here on out it's drive thru only at that JITB.