Howard took anther call from a guy who said that he married a Yenta. Howard said he can't attack his wife. The guy said Howard is a big faggot. Howard told him to bring his cock down there and he'll cut it right off. Howard said that's his wife he's talking about. Howard said he doesn't mind being a faggot if that's what it means. He said he's proud to be the number one faggot. Howard said they're miserable cunts. Howard said he knew he'd get shit for having his wife on with his kittens. Howard said just go to a shelter and watch them get euthanized and you'll change. Howard said you can call him a faggot and the n-word all you want. Howard said he's with anyone out there who has been called a faggot. He said he's as queer as a three dollar bill.
Did you notice how Howard couldn't wait to tell Beth how his fans hated her?
Yeah, I guess this call was before it.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that was the worst shitty radio he's heard in his life. Howard said he's trying to do something nice. The caller said that was so phony. The guy asked when he's going to pay him his million dollars. Howard said he hates that guy. He hung up on him.
"I wanted to do something nice?" What the fuck? Does Howie forget that he's supposed to do a 4 hour comedy talk radio show 3 days a week?
Wants to promote Kitten Adoption, ok fine that's wonderful cats make great pets I love them. So rent a small studio for an hour, talk with your wife and some "expert" on animal affairs, then put that shit on Youtube or even on a Cable Network.
Don't put it on your show that's listened by your dwindling fans who just want you to crack some jokes and give some amusing anecdotes, nothing more.
Imagine what the old Howard who used to bash Imus for the Cancer Ranch segments would say to this horseshit. Therapy and B.O. ruined that man.
Howard: And here's your question. Spell red.
Beetlejuice: Red? L-S-T-E-R
Sure he cares. He's trying to find a place for his video now that HowardTV is going the way of his hairline. He just doesn't have the wit to deal with callers or the ability to give them what they want.