So I am out to pick up a pizza for us and get my hair cut and the places are right next to each other so I pull into the only available parking spot and of course the cunt on the right has gone way over her line so I have to squeeze in and I was hoping to block the bitch from getting in her car but sadly she was already in and backing out so I threw my hands up like WHAT THE FUCK and she looked at me with this clueless DERP look and then I get out and order the pizza and I come back out and because I was forced to squeeze in, now the 6 year old kid on the other side opens his parents' car door and fucking nails my car right in front of me and I'm like and he sees me and freaks out and now I feel bad so I have to tell him no big deal and now I'm sitting here waiting for my haircut all pissed off
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
Originally Posted by Nikkerz
I was the stinky shitter, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.