I know this should be determined on a case-by-case basis, but I'm just wondering WWDRD? (What Would Dawg's Retards Do?)
We have a tenth birthday coming up, and I'm considering it. :
Back in the day, we'd be talking about a .22 rifle, like in "A Christmas Story", but with the pussification of kids today, if he were to cut himself, I'd probably be brought up on charges.
How can a country that doesn't go to war have the best army knife on the planet?
Stock picture from photobucket search (I hate having to use TinyPic)