there is no race more worthless than a 5k. every chubby and out-of-shape loser i know acts like they ran the boston marathon after they finished a 5k.
i think any normal person could run one right now without any training period at all.
I gotta give credit where credit is due. I cant run a 5k. Im physically active, and pretty healthy, but I cannot run to save my life. I know it is something i would have to practice, but I guess I dont care enough to do so.
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
I hate Turkey Trot 5K. If you are young, you should be working off a mean hangover on Thanksgiving morning. If you are old, cook something good for those that are hung over just as previous generations did for you