my partner told me I had to buy a round of drinks but this place doesn't really have a bar just a little restaurant
it was slow play, a five hour round
I went home instead
I played with a guy who aced the 13th at a shitty muny and I patted him on the shoulder and told him I was looking forward to a Mexican beer on him. He looked terrified.
When we were putting on 18, this fucker left his cart in neutral so it slowly rolled to the edge of the parking lot. Unbeknownst to us he had told his 12 yrd old son (who'd been riding along) to pop the trunk and start the car.
fucker putts out, jogs to the cart, snatches his bag off, flings it in the trunk and he gone before we're even done shaking hands.......