she plays the Messiah card because she really was a hooker, as a way to try to dry-clean her past
The problem is she's got a fucking cat-mansion full of shame; there's hooker shame, gold-digger shame, "daddy's a convicted felon" shame, "I can't have children" shame, herpes shame, the constant slow-drip of the shame of continuing to spend her life married to that old gargoyle.......................
Bitch is gonna have to go full-Crucifixion to get the shame-stank off her hang-lows.
Or perhaps a full Nativity scene reenacted with cats, photographed by Howard.
Goddammit, I.J., you KNOW you just gave them the idea for this year's Christmas card.