Any fucker that pretends to not go has no place in this thread. Goodbye.
I will start (unlike bastards and bitches asking for fridge pictures and lists, without starting the trend)
I'm a brute, in Walmart. I hate it. It's the worst of all my worlds.
I can't find anything, while being bumped and surrounded by strangers, some of who smell and look bad, and their kids are screaming, and the parking, and the lineups................
I walk in, talk to the "greeter" - show them the list, and instruct them to walk me to every item.