©BrulesRules review of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Went and saw the movie this weekend. Megan Fox is a terrible actress...thank goodness she is easy to look at.
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    The movie was very predictable, they made the turtles look retarded and no Casey Jones??? :wtf: It's like the director took your childhood and left a big smelly dump on it. The movie wasn't boring but definitely nowhere near as good as it should have been for TMNT franchise. The scene with the truck sliding down the snowy hill for 10+ minutes :facepalm:

    Anyways I give this movie a 2 out of 5 with an added .2 for Megan Fox looking good.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    good thread
     
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    Thanks...I need to see this POS next weekend.
     
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  4. Teeney

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    I was ready to fuck you before this thread
     
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  5. Popeye Saavedra

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    Call me.
     
  6. BrulesRules

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    I'll buy you a large bucket of popcorn with free refills.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    I never intended on seeing it in the first place
     
  8. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You actually went to see this piece of shit?
     
  9. HAL

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    I enjoyed it. It's in my top 3.
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    I had to, TMNT were one of my favorites growing up.
     
  11. Teeney

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    The reviews were two big thumbs up Brules ass
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    well we know that's a lie, only one thumb fits up my ass.
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Me too. I had all the action figures and watched the cartoon. But you are in your thirties now. What the fuck is your problem?
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  14. Teeney

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    Amateur
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Brules what the fuck

    I love the TMNT and even I could tell this would be balls awful
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    it was PG-13, I was allowed in.
     
  17. BrulesRules

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    I only paid matinee price of $10.50