¿: Have any of you ladies ever had sexual relations with your father's friend?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    At any age? Either as an older teen or later in life as a more mature adult?

    If so, please explain the situation in great detail.

    How did it all go down and did you enjoy it?
     
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    Big Bad Booey Well-Known Member

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    Do you have any hobbies besides sex? You're probably the horniest guy on the internet.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I enjoy college football, Los Angeles Kings hockey, playing golf and watching lots of reality shows.

    And tittays of course.

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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Please begin the story with "I never thought this would happen to me...".
     
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    Metalheavy19 Well-Known Member

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    Take a walk.....you might meet someone.
     
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  6. GaryPuppet

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    Wont happen. Im ugly. And women want nothing to do with ugly men. Its a known fact.
     
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    :lol: :rah:
     
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    GP, how long has your pussy drought been?
     
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    Forever and ever and ever. Never had any. :(
     
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    a real page turner
     
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    I like golfing myself. And titties...

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    This makes my heart hurt, but you have plenty of pay for play options these days; or freebies on CL.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    How did it go down for you when you had sex with your father's friend?
     
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    I smell a GP Kickstarter campaign.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Never had any as in NONE? How old are you?
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    How much you kickin' in bro?
     
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    I'm matching you, dollar for dollar.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Then you're gettin' a great deal!
     
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    I will contribute $5 dollars toward an Asian massage parlor tug job. Depending on location, about $60-$70 at the door and an extra $40 tip.
     
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