Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 21, 2015.
He's done what, 35 so far this year?
So does that put him at less than 95 to go?
He only does 110 shows a year, so around 75 left.
Well he averages what 9-12 shows a month except for June, July, August, and September where he does 4-8 shows a month. He has three days left this month and eight more months after that. Say he averages 10 shows four of those months and 6 shows the other four, I got about 64 shows left.
I think he has more live shows left than he has actual listeners.
Hopefully SXM will just pull the plug early, maybe summertime when they're dark for weeks on end anyway- so that SXM can make room for some new talent & crew.
Will he be working tommorow? It is Earth Day after all. "Robin out of respect for our Earth Mother, We won't be in tommorow to conserve on mic juice."
If they were smart that is exactly what they would do. Take away his ability to promote himself and badmouth them. Stern without his bully pulpit would go insane.
He and Beth will sit and contemplate all of Earth's creatures that were destroyed in the making of their mansions, her shoes and pocketbooks, his Varvatos jackets and the interiors of their vehicles.
Good estimate for "live" shows remaining. Estimate for "lively" shows remaining - 0.0
Various sources allege it takes about a gallon of water to produce one almond. He will therefore consume 9 gallons of water in pellet form to help save our planet's resources.
Big article about growing almonds in our paper today, CA uses 1.07 trillion gallons of water per year growing almonds. That's 20% more than all residential useage combined.
Just think of the hours and hours of Bobo, MFB, and Tommy from Walden calls we have to look forward to yet.
Any day Howard works is too much for the old fart....
tick..tock Gunk. Almost into May and no new contract. Guess what, Malone owns you, AGT does not want you and Beff can't wait to disown you. Looks like early bird specials for one. Enjoy pissing in your retirement.
hes done stick a fork in him