¿ How much time would you do in the clink for being naughty?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Me: Just 4 years cuz im a fucking loser.
     
  2. Wiggie

    Wiggie Well-Known Member

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    53 years......dang
     
  3. billyc

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    Only 4 years puppet? Damn. That's just fucking depressing. We should crowdfund puppet a trip to the bunny ranch.
     
  4. SillyOldMan

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    Have unusual fetish is 5 years and you are saying you are only at 4? I'm calling bullshit! :)
     
  5. JameGumb

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    21 years. Trying to go for life.
     
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    38....I'll probably die in prison.... o_O
     
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    There is stuff i've done thats not on that list. Thank God!
     
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    i've spent more time than most avoiding jail but in this case, 54 years. a proud 54 years. :flag:
     
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    :jj:
     
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  12. Beths Arab

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    40 years for me.:nooo:
     
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  14. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    73 and counting.
     
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    Just like Heinz 57 varieties
     
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    You made me feel like a perv. Ringing in with a high score so far of 59. I know someone can beat that, anyone? Please!
     
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    I fucked math apparently . :jj:

    Just fixed that.
     
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    Thank yo Bristol Chicken!
     
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    What's "Off Limits?" Does that mean like legally off limits or can it mean someone who's married? Or what about the wife or gf of a friend of yours?
     
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  20. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Is bestiality covered under fetishes?
    I'm asking for a friend.