¿ Ladies of the Shed: Will one of u plz call & talk dirty to me and get me off?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Im so fucking lonely and horny. My balls are killing me.
     
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    You're up late tonight by your standards, long day at work?
     
  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Nope. Just one of those nights with a really bad anxiety attack where I am
    throwing my guts up and cant sleep.
     
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    Just jerk-off, if you can't get laid. What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
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  5. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Is the wife out with friends!!!!???
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  6. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You want a female to call you but I see no phone number.
     
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  7. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    High Pitched Eric....you out there?
     
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  8. farmerdude

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    Guy I went to school with has brutal anxiety, he swears sleeping on his patio on nights that are bad help him guess the open space and a night breeze.
     
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  9. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. You'll get laid eventually.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    :haha:
     
  11. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Gold

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    Ask your Dr. about low dosage Alprazolam man.
     
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  12. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    GP have you tried myphonesite? It's pretty cheap and prepaid so you don't go over what you want to spend.
     
  13. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    Fez?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I'll call you you crazy fuck. Post your number. I'll talk like a broad.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Truth.
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    GP, it's not like you are in the wilds of Montana or Alaska. Your in mother-f'in Southern California, where about 1/4 of the female population of this country lives. Hell, if you spit over the mountains, your lugie will land in Northridge et al, the porn capital of America. Add in Craigslist, PlentyofFish, OKCupid, etc. etc.., and I cannot fathom how you can be a total shut-in. Wackin' your penny stack ain't gonna get you the real thing.

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    It's all shtick.:secret:
     
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    GP is a hero and I would totally insist my wife do it for him in honor of his Twitter heroism alone, if I weren't so certain he'd record it. One of you owe it to GP, skank it up pronto.
     
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    GP, didn't you pass up a date with a sister of one of the Shed's members? Just saying...
     
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    Sorry to hear you are still suffering puppet. I would like to help but you don't seem open to any solution. You're the sexual equivalent of a House Republican. We live in Southern California and for every over-priced caucasian whore, there is a gorgeous Korean whore that is yours for $300. You don't even seem open to a hooker though. Help us help you.
     
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