Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 3, 2015.
Im so fucking lonely and horny. My balls are killing me.
You're up late tonight by your standards, long day at work?
Nope. Just one of those nights with a really bad anxiety attack where I am
throwing my guts up and cant sleep.
Just jerk-off, if you can't get laid. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is the wife out with friends!!!!???
You want a female to call you but I see no phone number.
High Pitched Eric....you out there?
Guy I went to school with has brutal anxiety, he swears sleeping on his patio on nights that are bad help him guess the open space and a night breeze.
Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait. You'll get laid eventually.
Ask your Dr. about low dosage Alprazolam man.
GP have you tried myphonesite? It's pretty cheap and prepaid so you don't go over what you want to spend.
I'll call you you crazy fuck. Post your number. I'll talk like a broad.
GP, it's not like you are in the wilds of Montana or Alaska. Your in mother-f'in Southern California, where about 1/4 of the female population of this country lives. Hell, if you spit over the mountains, your lugie will land in Northridge et al, the porn capital of America. Add in Craigslist, PlentyofFish, OKCupid, etc. etc.., and I cannot fathom how you can be a total shut-in. Wackin' your penny stack ain't gonna get you the real thing.
It's all shtick.
GP is a hero and I would totally insist my wife do it for him in honor of his Twitter heroism alone, if I weren't so certain he'd record it. One of you owe it to GP, skank it up pronto.
GP, didn't you pass up a date with a sister of one of the Shed's members? Just saying...
Sorry to hear you are still suffering puppet. I would like to help but you don't seem open to any solution. You're the sexual equivalent of a House Republican. We live in Southern California and for every over-priced caucasian whore, there is a gorgeous Korean whore that is yours for $300. You don't even seem open to a hooker though. Help us help you.