¿ What do you think Howard will do/talk about on his last Letterman appearance Monday?

Make your predictions here...




• Walk out in some hideous outfit then doing his trademark jesus pose

• Bash Leno AGAIN

• Take off his glasses, reach out and touch Dave's hand

• Dance with/and or kiss Letterman

• Plug AGT

• Talk about an exciting new "opportunity" in his career

 

I'm still going with the sketch of Dave. And it's going to end up in the same trash bin with Tina Fey's dress.

 

Make some reference to the audience hating him or his being a scumbag

 

Stand up at least 3 times during the interview.

Mention the amazing Beth-O

 

Thats a good vun!

 

Whatever he does it will be embarrassing.

 

Let's face it, Dave's wife is a dog. I'm sure she is nice and not a GoldDigger but could you imagine if Johnny Carson married a woman who looked like this. Johnny fucked Angie Dickinson in her prime among others.

 

I can tell you what he won't do:

1. Have farters on the stage
2. Have hot lesbians on the stage.
3. No anal ring toss.
4. No cold cuts on hot asses
5. No Sybian
6. No talk that doesn't reference the new Hollywood Howie.
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Go ahead and add a few more.

 

kittens

scarf collection

masengill

 

All of the above - why tinker with this pattern of comedy gold? He'll also mention how Dave was the reason why he and beefus allegedly met at some dinner party.

One thing Howard won't do is move the needle for Dave's ratings, as compared to the other big name guests in the last few weeks.

 

Himself and nothing else.

 

We know what he'll say, but what won't he say would be more entertaining...


"Boy Dave, this wig is itchy"

"Dave have you seen AGT's ratings since I went on? (Que bass line from the band)"

"Dave, did you see this Bruce Jenner interview, well I have something to tell you (crowd gets very silent) I am gay Dave! I am a homosexual. It's been something I've want to tell everybody for a long time"

 

He will bring up Dawgshed and promise to sue every member here for slander.

 

I'm not so sure. I'll watch it that night.

 

Absolutely! He is always so loud, talking over Letterman. Afraid he is not funny, and he isn't

 

Whereas the formerly live Howard might have gone out with a bang with lesbians doing their thing, this present cadaver incarnation, knowing that the audience reach will never likely be wider, will probably have ready and queued up about 5 heavily and poorly photoshopped pics of his faux modoe, in an attempt to pimp some life into her career that never got off the starting blocks.

 

All of this plus shouting when he doesn't need to (which he has done on every appearance) while Dave just sits there and watches the train wreck and says "No, no, Howard..." He'll say something that sound phony instead of just saying "Dave, thanks for having me on and giving me national exposure when no one else would touch me. It meant a lot to me personally and professionally." If he says that, I'll never say another bad word about him (this does not apply to that vile cunt he's married to).

Also - nice touch by Kimmel showing a re-run on Dave's last night. Let's go Fallon, you asshole. Step up.

 

Hel'll finally admit he really married Ralph, not the former Arab cum dumpster & he is a power bottom.

 

he'll say something about Letterman's greatness and legacy
as he should