¿WTF? 550 lb woman gives birth to 35 lb baby!!!

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    Are you sure this just isn't a story about the doctors removing Robin's 35lb tumor?
     
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    Hope she doesn't plan on nursing. I can't imagine bacon grease and sugar juice will be good for that poor little heart attack in training.
     
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    Was it Honey Boo Boo's mom?
     
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    No. It was a cesarean section.

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    This is shoddy reporting. This story didn't report the other half of the story in that the child's father was found dead in between the mother's rolls of fat.
     
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    The doctors did need to make an incision in the abdomen to ensure the chances of a safe delivery would be as high as possible. No complications were reported.
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    Naturally it was assumed that the 550 some odd pound woman was due to deliver at least triplets, or perhaps some hefty twins. No one imagined that a single baby of such massive girth was harboring within the woman.
    The doctor joked that the future is looking bright if this kid chooses to have a career in rugby. While he has delivered many babies from extremely obese women in the past, he said that this will indeed be the one that will stick with him forever, as what emerged was not three separate babies as he and his staff had expected, but rather one hefty giant of a kid. The previous record for a large baby is said to be in 1839 at 37 pounds. So if everything is verified, this big guy could be the title holder for heaviest baby ever! What should they do with the baby? SHARE with friends!
     
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    Should be called a calf at this point.
     
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    All kidding aside...

    She has to shit in the bath tub right? And then wash it down by running the water?
     
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    This was the happy father. ....
     
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    Fake.
     
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    [​IMG] Some one actually had sex with her.
     
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    wow--this baby get's around

    http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/australia-600-pound-woman-gives-birth-to-40-pound-baby/

    AUSTRALIA: 600-POUND WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 40-POUND BABY
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    Perth | A 600-pound woman has given birth to a 40-pound baby at Perth’s King Edward Memorial Hospital, a record breaking weight that could possibly make the newborn the largest baby ever born, reports the Western Australian Herald this morning.


    The baby of gigantic size surprised doctors and staff members who were not fully prepared for such an event but miraculously managed to give birth to the 40-pound (18 kilos) baby who remains in a healthy state, has confirmed a hospital spokesman.

    The single mother who’s delivery necessitated a surgical incision in the mother’s abdomen and uterus was done to prevent any harm to the baby and mother’s health and was undergone without any complications.

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    The 600-pound woman was brought in emergency by ambulance, her family unable to carry her in an automobile

    The doctor who practiced the cesarean section first believed the woman to be pregnant with twins or even triplets.

    “I have dealt with other women suffering from obesity before but this birth will stick with me until I die” he told reporters with a large grin. “I truly believed there was two or even three babies in there” he commented laughingly, “but no, it was just one big sturdy guy. He obviously has a career as a future rugby player” he added with humor.
    The largest recorded baby in the world was previously thought to be a South African baby who is believed to have weighted 38 pounds (17.2 kilos) and was born in 1839. The young boy of Zulu origin is reported to have grown to an impressive 7’6 feet or 2.28 meters high before he reached his 18th birthday.