Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 21, 2013.
If so, how was it? Details please.
nah not a buddys... fucked around with a few married wives when i was young and stupid
but no pussy is worth fucking up a friendship just too many women out there
Im butt ugly, horny as hell and need some pussy bad!
...bros before hos. ive had married women but end up sending them back to their husbands. better them than me.
Whats your guys secrets to banging married broads? I wanna get me some please.
While they were married? Dick move bro
Ha ha, yes. I banged this chick a buddy had dated and still held a candle for her. He wasn't exactly a friend, really. He was kind of an annoying prick who was one of those one-upper types. Like when he came over to my house and said something like, "you have the smallest tv of any of my friends." Shit like that, just annoying. So, I didn't feel too bad about fucking that chick.
There was an excitement with the relationship that we had to keep it away from the guy and after that wore off, I discovered she was an annoying cunt and broke up with her.
She was a fun girl otherwise. She was only happy when we were fucking, which is cool but you do want to get out every once in a while. Otherwise she was one of the most miserable people I've known. It was too bad.
I've banged. . . . two married broads? Actual full intercourse with two, messed around with a few others.
One of the ones I banged was married to a postal worker who had a gun collection and did cocaine. That one had me worried. I worked with the broad, was 18 and she was 27. . . . youthful indiscretion. She had fantastic full c-cups and watched a lot of porn and liked to "test" things. She also wanted me to not use a condom and said if she got preggers, she'd blame her husband. "Don't worry, I won't go after you for child-support" she said.
It was disturbing, actually. It probably changed my views on women, too.
Dated a girl back in high school for a while. After we broke up she started dating my best friend. Didn't bother me at all. One day my friend claims he popped her cherry. Never had the heart to tell him he wasn't her first.
Does my buddys sister count?
...I thought the "dick move" was the husband of 24 years telling her he wanted her out of the house in 2 weeks. she left and he cried like a bitch.
Send a twitter to Beth. See if she's up for it.
Who knows? Maybe Howard's up for it too. Voyla. A menage ah twa.
I had a buddy that was married to a real slut. I know she banged another friend of ours and she came on to me too. But I couldn't do that to my buddy. They were divorced a year later.
Tell her you'll pay her in US Dollars, unlike those stinky Arabs.
does jerking off in your stepdaughters panties count, not that i know anyone that has done that
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real simple.. you fuck the ones bitching about their husbands.. which if i remember right are not that hard to find