“Women fall in love with their husbands when they see them as fathers" -- Beth Stern

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    And when they see them as grandmothers, apparently.
     
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    “Women fall in love with their husbands when they see their bank statements" -- Beth Stern

    Fixed it for her.
     
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    ...yeah beth saw howard as a great father to a bunch of stray cats. herself included.
     
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    When Howard got involved with felony Medicare fraud, Beth's heart began to race.
     
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    Ugh, please no more. I have never seen so much of one person trying to convince the general public about how great their spouse is, how loving they are, how much they love animals, how much animals are like "human children", how much everybody should watch a show that lasts a total of 3 weeks, Pebbles and Wilma, Binky, etc,. etc., etc....................:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Fixed it for ya. And i TOTALLY agree.

    Shut the F up already. No one really gives a shit what you say - when you speak, all people do is MAKE FUN OF YOU.

    How could she NOT know this BY NOW???? :facepalm:
     
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    So let me get this straight. Women fall in love with their "Husbands" when they see them as fathers... so based on that statement the woman didn't love the man when she married him... she fell in love with him after they had a child together and she saw him as a father??? That shit makes absolutely no fucking sense what so ever. Vapid gold digging no talent whore cunt! :mad:
     
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    ^^ Beth's version of Howard-as-father: "I love seeing my husband play with the pets." :rolleye:

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    her arms are so freakishly long!!!!!
     
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    Might have to so with the Polish ancestry. My arms reach mid thigh as well (nearly to my knees with fingers extended). Just throwing that out there don't know if its true or not but it runs in my family on the Polish side.
     
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    She never saw him as a father until they got the cats.Y'know, because when they moved in together his youngest daughter was already....Twelve...No fathering needed at that point....
     
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    Interesting... maybe that is why Howie's kids hate her so.
     
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    She puts the pole in Polish :munch2:
     
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    You don't fucking adopt a pet, you BUY it. :facepalm:
     
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    Jesus, what a stupid comment. "I love seeing my husband play with the pets..." :rolleyes:

    She's THE most VAPID human on the planet.

    And, yes - if my daughter, who is currently 12, had some airheaded golddigger brought in as my husband's "new girlfriend", there's NO way in HELL she'd be ok with that. HELLS no. :giggle:
     
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    Beth may have Marfan Syndrome, too.

    She has a lot of the symptoms.


    Kids with the disorder are also more likely to have amblyopia (lazy eye), and as they get older, some other eye problems, too.

    To check your arm span, hold your arms straight out like you're making the letter T with your whole body. Your arm span is how long you measure from your left fingertips to your right fingertips. For some people with Marfan syndrome, their arm span is greater than their height. In other words, they have very long arms.