‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’

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  1. Nemo

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    The Mayfair Town Watch first alerted residents to the lactose-loving perv with this glorious Facebook message:

    Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women. He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan. If you see this guy, don’t confront him. Get his plate number and call 911 immediately!!! We have passed all the information to the 15th PD.
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    https://twitter.com/viva_la_pris/statuses/421797974126362624
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    http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/11/norristowns-swiss-cheese-pervert/

    UPDATE: Norristown police report that Chris Pagano was arrested in 2009 for a Swiss Cheese Pervert-related incident that allegedly involved “a large block of cheese†and his penis.

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    What a Muenster
     
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    :spit:
     
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    thats hot
     
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    Fetaphile.
     
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    I prefer provolone.
     
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    I wonder if he has ever had bleu balls?
     
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    LOL...looks like Jackie and Robin's foot
     
  12. stripes

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    too many holes in that case
     
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    Probably feels so gouda
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Should have stuck with the old standby, Monterey Jack.
     
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    that would be gay
     
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    Black people feet are funny :)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    The person under the covers step in white paint?
     
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    Bleach?
     
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    Would he have gotten an additional charge for bestiality if he had been using goat cheese? :c
     
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    rock or eddie murphy had a joke about black people hands/feet, don't remember:dontknow: