The Mayfair Town Watch first alerted residents to the lactose-loving perv with this glorious Facebook message: Good Morning Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert! This individual is driving around surrounding communities and exposes himself to women. He offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan. If you see this guy, donâ€™t confront him. Get his plate number and call 911 immediately!!! We have passed all the information to the 15th PD. https://twitter.com/viva_la_pris/statuses/421797974126362624 Spoiler http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/11/norristowns-swiss-cheese-pervert/ UPDATE: Norristown police report that Chris Pagano was arrested in 2009 for a Swiss Cheese Pervert-related incident that allegedly involved â€œa large block of cheeseâ€ and his penis.