‘Burglar’ falls asleep on the job next to bag of stolen jewellery

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  1. dawg

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    Suspect Dion Davis did not wake up when police officers arrived at the property in Sarasota County, Florida

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    A suspected burglar was found snoozing in a stranger’s home next to a bag of stolen jewellery.

    Dion Davis, 29, was caught sleeping on the job after breaking into a property in Sarasota County, Florida, police say.

    Mr Davis was found dozing on his alleged victim’s bed on September 8 by a cleaning lady, who promptly called the police.

    “He was passed out with a bag full of stolen jewellery next to him on the bed and didn't even notice the deputies taking pictures!” a police spokesman said.

    Sarasota County Sheriff's Office appear confident of a conviction after posting the pictures on their official Facebook page.

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    Police mugshot Photo: Sarasota County Sheriff's Office

    Mr Davis has been charged with burglary of an unoccupied dwelling.

    He was booked into jail on $10,000 bail

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ls-asleep-on-the-job-in-Sarasota-Florida.html
     
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    Really? Florida?
     
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    Meth
     
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    We sure have been getting some weird news lately out of that state.

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    The manufacturer of the mattress should use this as advertising.
     
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    if I was a burglar, this would be me
     
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    He was trying to catch a quick nap before his college entrance exams.
     
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    There are Meth heads living in a car outside where I work and nobody calls the cops. I fear it will end badly.
     
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    Wow, that makes for a shitty work environment that borders on dangerous. No not borders that is dangerous. Someone needs to have the balls to address it.
     
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    weird right? It's been four days. Hopefully they will be gone when I go back tomorrow.
     
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    I hope so, let us know if anything crazy happens :jj:
     
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    k :D
     
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    NOT GUILTY!!!