‘Indiana Jones 5′: Release Date Announced

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Per Disney press release:


    Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

    “Indiana Jones is one of the greatest heroes in cinematic history, and we can’t wait to bring him back to the screen in 2019,” said Alan Horn, Chairman, The Walt Disney Studios. “It’s rare to have such a perfect combination of director, producers, actor and role, and we couldn’t be more excited to embark on this adventure with Harrison and Steven.”

    Famed archaeologist and explorer Indiana Jones was introduced in 1981’s Raiders of the Lost Ark – one of AFI’s 100 Greatest American Films of All Time – and later thrilled audiences in 1984’s Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, 1989’s Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and 2008’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The four films have brought in nearly $2 billion at the global box office.



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    Indiana Jones and the Search for a Titanium Hip
     
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    I'm not the kind of faggot who piles onto a new movie because it's the cool thing to do

    I'm not crying about the Ghostbusters reboot or piss and moan about every Will Smith movie that comes out (actually, I think Independence Day 2 would look leagues better with him in it)

    That said, I would rather Melissa McCarthy and Jaden Smith take turns raping my face and shitting in my mouth than see this movie
     
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    Harrison Ford will be 77 at the time of release. o_O
     
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    Beth is a cunt.
     
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    I'm going on 8 years on these boards without any rational explanation as to why that is, so I won't waste my time by asking now :hat:
     
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    Hey, it could be worse. It could have included "Screenplay by George Lucas".

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    We get it Chriza. Howard isn't a delusional greedy has been. Beth isn't a gold digging whore. And shitty remakes are the bees knees. We get it. Go overcook another streak and stop pouting.
     
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    He is too fucking old! I have the entire forum on ignore.
     
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    This will suck.


    And I'll go see it anyway. :doh:
     
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    :scratch: What the fuck?
     
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    I said I took a bloody shit today that looked like a gooey mount Rushmore.
     
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    We get it, Chriza. Cartoon giraffes shouldn't play golf. Dill pickles fit in your ass and they look good doing it. The princess is in another castle.
     
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    Go prepare and enjoy more Brussels sprouts, you fucking mermaid.
     
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    Indiana Jones and the Orgy of CGI.
     
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    Nothing like watching an 80 year old action hero.
     
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