‘shit happens’

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Arizona mom tells police ‘s--t happens’ after car crash that killed child: cops
    BY Nina Golgowski
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, April 15, 2015, 5:48 PM
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    Aaronessa Keaton, 24, was arrested Monday for the crash that killed a child, police said.
    An Arizona woman being arrested for a car crash that killed a 5-year-old child had two words to say when informed that the boy had died: "s---t happens."

    Those callous words were recorded by Glendale police officers while booking 24-year-old Aaronessa Keaton behind bars Monday for charges including manslaughter for last year's collision, KPHO reported.

    Court documents show that the Phoenix woman, who gave birth to a premature baby girl via C-section shortly after the Feb. 28, 2014 crash, was found with marijuana and sedatives in her system.

    Those drugs were also found in her newborn's system.

    What was a joyful ending for Keaton, however, was a nightmare for the other family that wasn't as lucky.

    Authorities say Keaton first side-swiped an oncoming sedan before plowing almost head-on into an oncoming pickup truck.

    Inside that vehicle, a 5-year-old boy was killed while a second child was injured.

    In January charges were filed against the new mom for manslaughter, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and five counts of endangerment.

    A warrant was issued in late February, leading to her arrest by Glendale police on Monday.
     
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    dewshtard Well-Known Member

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    Sooo this happened over a year ago and she was just now arrested?
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Drugs have replaced firewater in the injun community
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    we sometimes forget that these injuns are really a fucked up mess of a people
     
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    Big Lar VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yup. They are the original "Knee-Grows" when it comes to their substance abuse and overall crappiness as a breed.
     
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    serves the 5 year old right for trying to drive a pickup.






    jus saying. I'm already goin to hell, so dont bother.
     
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    The real crime is her name: "Aaronessa." You don't ever get to front the securities desk for Goldman-Sachs with a name like that. It's like her dad was drunk and said, "Gee, Hank Aaron is great. But so is Vanessa Redgrave. What would happen if I did a mash-up of those two fine names? :peace:
     
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    Her crass and remorseless comment should go over well in court...
     
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