‘The Mummy’ remake starring Midget coming in 2017

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  1. eliasbboy

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    Universal’s revamped Monsters universe is officially taking shape. The Mummy will be the first film in a series of reimagined spins on the studio’s iconic monsters, poised to lead into a shared universe that will see the monster cohabitating a franchise of interconnected films with the likes of Dracula, Frankenstein, the Bride of Frankenstein, the Invisible Man, and Van Helsing.

    Today, Universal shifted The Mummy‘s slated release date from March 24, 2017, to a prime tentpole summer slot on Friday, June 9, 2017. The new date puts the film up against The Divergent Series: Ascendant and, in more direct conflict, against World War Z 2. It’s an interesting movie to open up against since both are horror-inspired action adventures, and Paramount is committed to the date, recently parting ways with director Juan Antonio Bayona because he wanted more time to prep the film.

    It's going to star Tom Cruise.

    Tom. Cruise.


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    The REALLY good news is that Cruise's ex-nay seal character may be appearing in more than one of the new Universal Monster movies.


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    Oh. The mummy is female now, too.
     
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    fuck Hollywood
    Korea makes the good movies

     
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    Tom Cruise might star but I heard the mummy would be female.
     
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    Here's your new Mummy. Yep, this is the new Karloff.

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    Karloff?
     
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    Limey cocksucker? :pray:
     
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    KARLOFF DOES NOT DESERVE TO SMELL MY SHIT!
     
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    Boris Karloff. British guy. Made movies. Dressed up like a mummy for one, Frankenstein for another.
     
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    Heightism ITT
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    [NSFW="Couldn't find nudes of her, this will have to do"NSFW]

    Sorry about that. Never mind.
     
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    Don't make me come down there.
     
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    OP is mad about Tom cruise shitting all over Brenden Fraser's legacy.
     
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    Napoleon was average height for the times.

    Learned that from a snapple bottle cap
     
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    I'm average height of Napoleon's time too. :based: :napo:
     
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    Literally laughed out loud. :jj:
     
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    Say what you will about his religion or possible rampant homosexuality, but Tom fucking Cruise is a goddamn movie star by any measure of the term.
     
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    I liked the 1st Mummy with Frasers but when they did the 2nd one and brought in his kid it fucking ruined it
     
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