Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Nemo, Jan 4, 2015.
Post your midget fantasies here....
I have never even thought of a midget fantasy. NEVER. Until this moment.
The term had never even entered my brain until I read it in this thread.
I'm fascinated by little people. There is one who works at my grocery store. I keep trying to befriend him
The two blond ones i have jerked it to, yeah.
The Russian one is dating a7-foot tall blaek guy, which ruins the whole thing.
The other blonde dates another fidget, so i could just come in and literally kick his ass down the street then smother her with my normal man-body.
I gotta say some of those little women make me wanna bang em!
Sorry.....That whole way of bowlegged walking that they do just kills it for me...........
I find them to be very repulsive.
I can't stand to watch "The Little Couple" or that other family.
I don't them repulsive in general, just nothing sexy about it.
OK....I'll go first.
My midget sex slave will live in the cupboard. Whenever I enter the house she will scurry to the front door to blow me. Occasionally I will not be in the mood but will begrudgingly acquiesce to my pouty little pet person to release my pent up poison.
She could blow you while you set your beer can on her flat head?
She could blow me as I stand at the window chatting with the neighbors walking by on the sidewalk.
I sound like Ned Flanders when I cum. That could be awkward.
Try? Is he gay and a midget?
Whadda ya mean midgets ? Those chicks are hot ! Whats your problem pal
One of them looks ok but the rest , no thanks . Plus who wants a midget bitching at you . It would be too tempting to punt them .